SETUP
A fixed phone-camera medium shot of an adult recording a quiet snack review at a kitchen table. One small paper bag of crackers is held in both hands. A second adult is seated in the soft-focus background reading a book. Ordinary evening room light, natural skin texture, no polished studio look.

COMIC TIMING
0–3s: The foreground creator leans toward the camera and whispers in English, "A very quiet snack."
3–7s: They gently separate the bag's folded top. The first movement produces a crisp paper rustle. They stop instantly and glance toward the background reader, who has not moved.
7–11s: The creator tries a much smaller movement. The paper makes one shorter rustle. The reader slowly lowers the book and says, in a normal dry voice, "We can all hear it."
11–15s: The creator's hands freeze, then lower the bag onto the table. They look into the camera without speaking. Hold the embarrassed reaction for two seconds.

SOUND MIX AND CONTINUITY
The rustles synchronize with the two opening attempts, not with the reaction shots. Keep speech intelligible and the final silence free of music or canned laughter. Maintain one bag, the same book, and each person's screen position. The foreground mouth stays shut during the reply. No cuts, subtitles, cracker eating, exaggerated facial distortion, or extra dialogue.